Photo Prompt Courtesy of Claire Sheldon – thank you!
Here is my submission for the 100 Word Friday Fictioneers 100 words or less challenge:
She wildly stabbed the keyboard, frantically typing all the characteristics she required of her future mate.
There, that should do. Print. Staple. Feed into the copier. And wait.
Nothing. It didn’t work!
Remove staple. Add neatly to collection. Try again.
Wildly flail at the keyboard, repeating every trait typed above, adding a few more. Vibrate excitedly in chair as it prints. Staple. Give a good luck kiss. Feed into copier.
Still nothing. Nothing! She has been tethered to the computer for days!
It will work the next time.
Pull staple, add to pile.
Genre: Hysterical Fiction
Word Count: 99
via Daily Prompt: Tether